Inside Maxim's Make-up Room

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
- Sharon Stone

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
- Mae West

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield

It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
- Tallulah Bankhead